Total Medals Earned: 376 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,950 Points
Medals Earned: 10/18 (245/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank TB
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank PD
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 4/18 (45/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/190 points)
Step on the trap
Get the pit death
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 4/21 (25/390 points)
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Salmon Order
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 10/19 (275/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Is it edible?
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Yum Yum
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (50/400 points)
Take out 15 monsters with a single bomb!
Defeat the evil being beyond the locked ceiling!
Buy everything in the shop!
Complete all quest!
Clear the story mode in 3:30 minutes or less!
Reach 65,000 meters in Infinite mode!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.